WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it


charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via theparadiseroad)

thetallestprincess:


Can I say something crazy?

Yes! I’m… engaged! When my boyfriend and I showed up in costume for the Halloween party at Disneyland, I knew that I wanted to get cute pictures in front of the castle (we danced! it was adorable!) but I didn’t know that he was going to get down on one knee and propose. It was so perfect. I can’t believe how lucky I am. I just… oh my gosh. I love him so much.


uhigh:

Plot twist: ur bong hits u

(via samanthasux666)

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.